its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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