I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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