thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Randomize
