have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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