Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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