I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
