: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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