we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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