she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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