She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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