dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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