i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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