You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
