Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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