i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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