everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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