Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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