Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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