small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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