8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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