too bad you live with your parents still
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Randomize