just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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