problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
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