i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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