I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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