You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Success! We fucked roommates!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
