Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Randomize
