He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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