Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I queefed so loud it echoed.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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