we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Verdict: uncircumcised.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
