I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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