She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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