Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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