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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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