he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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