My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Pooping to opera.
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