I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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