Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Randomize
