i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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