Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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