I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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