Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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