My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Shame is for Republicans.
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