lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
