belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
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You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
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