Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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