I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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