is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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