9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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