I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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