it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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