Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.