My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I have tasted many bathrooms