nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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