Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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