my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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