what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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