Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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