If i come over, it means nothing
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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