How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
now i know why i became what i already was.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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